Live Blogging the Divisional Round

Today I will be live-blogging the game (maybe the other game too) like its 2003. God I love playoff football.

Im Out (6:35pm)

This game is too stressful and I need to make some dinner. Hope we do better in the 2nd half.

Welp. (6:33pm)

We will get nothing before the half and like it.

Momentum (6:24pm)

Score before the end of the half. Get the ball at the beginning of the second half and then we blow this game open a little. LFG!

Our Wide Receivers are Bullies (XXXXXX)

Jennings. So tough.

Nice Stop (6:14pm)

Another stop. Were starting to hit them hard. I dont think they are as physical as we are. I think we break this open in the second half.

Lenoir Came to Play (6:12pm)

He out there hittin

Great Throw (6:12pm)

Love. Wow. Great throw.

COME ON (6:10pm)

Aw did your QB get hit???? So dumb.

That the Same Play (6:07pm)

that Green Bay killed Dallas with LAST WEEK. COME ON. STOP THAT SHIT.

Moody Hit the Extra (6:03pm)

I feel like thats news after his last outing. Good kick, my dude.

TOUCHDOWN!!!!! (6:03pm)

Kittle!!! Here we go!!!!!

Brock Moving Now

settling in…

Brock Talk

Blah blah blah something about Brock and a glove. Great reporting.

Kittle!!

Let’s go!!!!

HELD ON 4th AND ONE

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Wooooooo End of the 1st

We look bad. Both sides. The D needs to get stops. They’re already tired. Green Bay has us right where they want us.

Packers Moving Easy

We need to stop the penalties. This is crazy. Pack look good though.

UUUUUUUUUUHg

Come on…gotta be better…

I’m not feelin’ great

Hopefully the D can get a 3 and out here.

Rust (5:38pm)

That was a terrible opening drive. Deebo possibly hurt…not good.

Did Everyone See That Zoom Commercial? (5:35pm)

holy shit that might be the most annoying commercial I’ve ever watched. I muted my TV.

Deebo Hurt? (5:33pm)

Never want to see it. I hope he’s OK.

Ooooooooooh. (5:32pm)

Purdy with the almost horrible pick. Dang.

Deeeeeebo. (5:31pm)

Let’s go!

Let’s Go Big Purd!!! (5:30pm)

💪💪💪💪

Mooooooney Ward!!! (5:26pm)

Holding GB to 3 on this opening drive is huge.

Kinlaw! (5:25pm)

💪

Shiiiiiiit (5:24pm)

Can’t have a PI…

Packers Look Good (5:19pm)

They do. Moving the ball well. We gotta stop the run.

Kiiiiiiiickoff

Lets go!!!

THE BAG (5:14PM)

I really hope Kyle is in his all tonight from a play calling standpoint. No nonsense - get after them.

My Best Friend (5:13pm)

Who grew up in the Bay Area with me bought tickets to the Knicks tonight. What a loser. I hope he reads this.

Another RX Ad

Those ads shouldn’t exist. It seems like every one of them has side effects that are worse than what it supposedly treats.

Rain Game (5:10pm)

I’m not sure who that helps to be honest. I like our run game, so us?

Heeeeeere We Go (5:08pm)

Kevin an Greg are talkin. Let’s go!

Jim Harbaugh (4:30pm)

Ya’ll think he’s gonna coach an NFL team again next year? I hope so. Love Jim forever.

Next Week (4:30pm)

Baltimore vs. Buffalo is gonna be a banger. Ya, I said it. Buffalo is gonna rag-doll the Chiefs tomorrow.

Ravens (4:14pm)

It is officially a wrap. Great year, Houston.

It is Over (3:58pm)

If Baltimore scores again here. Defense better hold.

There It Is (3:49pm)

With that TD this game is a wrap. Now can Houston prove me kind of right and score again to cover?

Lume Commercial (3:47pm)

She said “pits and privates”. I am a child.

Too Many Penalties (3:44pm)

These penalties are absolutely killing Houston. Im saying it again because it can not be understated.

My wife (3:38pm)

Is talking to me about dresses. Football is secondary, everyone.

My wife (3:36pm)

Just noticed Im live blogging. The secret is out.

Is this…(3:31pm)

When the Ravens blow this game open a little? Should have happened in the first half - we will see…

Ravens TD (3:19pm)

So much pressure on Baltimore…

Hormel Chili

I just ate an entire can. I’m not like the men I’m watching.

The Amount of RX Ads

Are too damn high. What a world.

CJ (2:52pm)

Its impossible to not root for him. Im pulling so hard for the Texans. So happy for DeMeco.

Houston (2:45pm)

Cant get anything going offensively. Outside of the punt return Baltimore is shutting them down.

OK, this game is getting fun now

Let’s go!

Sims!!!!!!!! (2:34pm)

Punt return TD???!!!!! YES!!!! Texans alive!!! Woooooo.

Penalties (2:32pm)

Are killing the Texans…

God. The X-Chair Commercial (2:28pm)

If you buy one of these chairs you’re a dope.

Ravens Too Tough (2:26pm)

I just don’t see Houston doing it…

The Ravens Fans Have a Chant??? (2:26pm)

That’s dope like a European soccer team.

Mmmmm….Dominos

I like their pizza. Shut up.

Touchdown, Finally (2:21pm)

Baltimore did it. Those crazy bastards did it.

Lamar (2:20pm)

Has the same passing yards as rushing yards (49 yards). Amazing.

My Wife Just Said

Everything sounds so sexual. Keep it up, Troy Aikman.

Nice Catch (2:16pm)

by Zay Flowers. But damn that Baltimore O-line is giving Lamar time.

Lamar Jackson (2:14pm)

Is a cheat code.

Joe Buck (2:10pm)

Just said the weather in Houston helped them prepare. Its cold, we get it. Is weather the most overrated thing in sports? “bUt iTs cOlD iN bAlTiMoRe”.

3 - 3 Barn Burner (2:09pm)

This shit is boring.

I Predicted a 24 - 18 Score (2:07pm)

After this 1st quarter I don’t see that happening.

Zzzzzzz (1:58pm)

This game is not as entertaining as The Martian.

Fun Fact (12:42pm)

The book this movie is based on is my favorite book ever. Don’t hate. The book is amazing.

I’m So Bored (12:24pm)

I’m watching The Martian. I might not be watching the Ravens/Texans after all. This is a damn good movie.

Second Dose (12:05pm)

Second hit of DayQuil today. Let’s go!

Let’s See How this Goes! (11:42am)

I’m sick today. I hate being sick. How long until the game starts? Should I blog about the Ravens game too? I don’t know what to do - DayQuil is a weird drug.